Monday, June 5, 2006

Bethany needs...

Don't worry, I won't count this as real post, I just found it amusing. These are the top 15 things that came up when I searched for "Bethany needs" on Google. (Hey, it's late, Beth's not sleeping...)

1. Bethany needs to read this. (Might take a few years.)
2. Bethany needs to send information to other places. (Once she's gotten the hang of sending info at all.)
3. Bethany needs to make short and long term plans. (Working on that...)
4. Bethany needs to play as much as she can. (That she does!)
5. Bethany needs somebody who can spare 1/2 day a week. (So true... but more like 1/2 day every weekday.)
6. Bethany needs to reach students. (Guess you have to be a student first.)
7. Bethany needs help writing thank you notes. (Luckily she's got her mom for that.)
8. Bethany needs to pray daily. (How ironic... check out #98)
9. Bethany needs to learn how to spell. (After she learns how to talk, or coo, or whatever.)
10. Bethany needs to finally accept the universe-saving commission. (Whatever that means, but if it involves saving the universe I'm all for it!)
11. Bethany needs to be blasted down. (Um, ok...)
12. Bethany needs to find out the secret. (So do we all.)
13. Bethany needs to work on her vowels. (Actually, she's got the vowels down... we're working on consonants now.)
14. Bethany needs real friends. (With her personality, shouldn't be a problem.)
15. Bethany needs more space. (This is very true... she's taking over our whole apartment!)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And I ran across this post when I was doing the "[Insert name]needs" Meme.

Irony that.